Every night is Saturday Night... but I can't wait till Sunday Morning...

I love the song from the title.. K-Os - Sunday Morning.. Kind of wraps up this week for me, you can also construe it to describe my demeanor. I get a lil wild sometimes but I always revert to the equivalent of a lazy Sunday afternoon... well...

Welcome back folks, how are we this weekend?

Crazy week to say the least, I can say it has been fun. Thank goodness this is a 3 day weekend, (Shout out to Martin!) I have not slept very well the past couple of days lol. As I have stated before I am single so I refuse to discuss any females or acquaintances to avoid from shooting myself in the foot or if using updated terminology pulling a Plaxico (I hate you Giants fans lol). I am gonna go get my weekly haircut, cop some brewskis and park my keister on the sofa to watch my football. Anyone else excited that baseball season coming around, its only a couple of months before the Mets find a new way (or revert to the same choking methods of the two years past) to break my heart and my readers can vicariously live my pain and suffering.

I had a conversation with someone this week and we ended up talking about cartoons. I came to the conclusion that Scrooge McDuck was the strongest duck ever, someone should of tested him for roids or hgh. Remember he used to dive into a huge safe full of gold coins, swim effortlessly through solid gold coins. I don't know about you but I assume Phelps would have welts on his forearms for trying to do a backstroke through that shit lol. The icing on the cake he used to spit up the coins like 20 feet in the air like it was nothing, you ever tried spitting gum that far up? Don't even think about shooting a quarter that far... Is this what we are teaching our children? lol OK let me stop, this was a pointless paragraph but it shows you the random shit that goes on in my head.

Streak of Bad Luck:

My phone destroys itself basically, apparently it couldn't handle a large volume of calls or something. I could not dial out only text message, but I couldn't get in to my contacts either, and who writes down numbers on lil pieces of paper anymore? I only remember my moms number by heart. I go to Sprint (which I hate, T-mobile here I come) and they have to put my phone back to factory settings, I couldn't access my contacts list anyway so I LOST ALL MY NUMBERS NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! If you want me to have your number again please text me with your name, or just get at me somehow. On the flip side, at least I have a grace period where I don't have any numbers that I scroll over and ask myself every time I see it "hmmm I wonder to whom does this number belong to?" then I proceed to never call or receive a phone call from them.

Hooray football!!!!

Arizona (+3) over Philly -

I just really hate the Eagles and I'm just waiting for McNabb to start vomiting and getting tired, also you really cannot discount the home crowd in a closed off dome. I think Philly is overrated anyway. That Zona defense is kind of serious the past couple of games Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie is nasty. Boldin being back completing that trio of receivers (Fitz, Boldin, and Breaston) Asante better have taken care of that hammy this week.

Baltimore (+5) over Pittsburgh -

I also really hate the Steelers, thank my brother for that one. He gloats over his team and is so cocky that it pisses me off lol. Everyone in the world LOVESSSS the Steelers, me being the bastard that I am will go against the grain and put money on the Ravens... Plus every game between these two teams has been a dogfight, in fact history shows us that the last two games this season were won by Pittsburgh by 3 and then by 4 which given the points Ravens cover. Going back to '04 there are only 2 out of 10 games have been won by the Steelers by more than 4 points that's 80% chance of covering.

I honestly will stay away from the Zona vs Philly game it is too iffy for me, Ravens over Steelers I like, if that is too risky for you this is what you do: Two-Team Teaser you pick the Ravens and the over. Now you have Baltimore +11 and the total score between the two teams will have to be 28 or higher. Slap 100 on that and you don't even have to watch the game, you got my approval stamp on that.